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The three-and-a-half-minute sketch is set in the fictional Green Midget Cafe in Bromley. 

An argument develops between the waitress, who recites a menu in which nearly every dish contains Spam, and Mrs. Bun, who does not like Spam. 

she asks for a dish without Spam, much to the amazement of her Spam-loving husband. 

The waitress responds to this request with disgust. 

Mr. Bun offers to take her Spam instead, and asks for a dish containing a lot of Spam and baked beans. 

The waitress says no since they are out of baked beans; when Mr. Bun asks for a substitution of Spam, the waitress again responds with disgust. 

At several points, a group of vikings in the restaurant interrupts conversation by loudly singing about Spam.

The irate waitress orders them to shut up, but they resume singing more loudly.

A Hungarian tourist comes to the counter, trying to order by using a wholly inaccurate Hungari an/Engl ish phrasebook (a reference to a previous sketch).

He is rapidly escorted away by a police constable. The sketch abruptly cuts to a historian in a television studio talking about the origin of the Vikings in the cafe.

As he goes on, he begins to increasingly insert the word ! Spam into every sentence, and the backdrop is raised to reveal the restaurant set behind.

The historian joins the vikings in their song, and Mr. and Mrs. Bun are lifted by wires out of the scene while the singing continues. In the original televised perf ormance, the closing credits begin to scroll with the singing still audible in the background.

机翻过来即为：三分钟半的素描以布朗利虚构的绿色侏儒咖啡馆为背景。女侍者背诵的菜单上几乎每道菜都有垃圾邮件，而布恩太太则不喜欢垃圾邮件，两人发生了争执。她要了一道没有垃圾的菜，这让她爱吃垃圾的丈夫大吃一惊。女招待对这个要求很反感。Bun先生提出要吃她的垃圾食品，并要了一份含有大量垃圾食品和烤豆子的菜。女招待说不行，因为烤豆子卖完了；当布恩先生要求替换垃圾邮件时，女服务员又厌恶地回答。有几次，餐厅里的一群维京人大声唱着垃圾邮件，打断了谈话。愤怒的女服务员命令他们闭嘴，但他们继续高声唱歌。一位匈牙利游客来到柜台前，试图用一本完全不准确的匈牙利语/英语短语手册（参考先前的草图）点菜。他很快就被一名警察护送走了。这个小品突然切换到一个电视演播室里的历史学家在咖啡馆里谈论维京人的起源。当他继续说的时候，他开始越来越多地插入这个词！每句话里都有垃圾邮件，背景被抬高，露出背后的餐厅。历史学家加入了维京人的歌声中，布恩夫妇被电线抬出了现场，歌声还在继续。在最初的电视表演中，闭幕词开始滚动，背景中仍然可以听到歌声。